Puns & Wordplay
epub |eng | | Author:Deanna Kent

“Done!” Oscar told her. “Excellent.” Ophelia grinned. Teamwork wasn’t as hard as it sounded. And she was getting a LOT of nice photos out of the deal. “Now, take my ...
( Category: Puns & Wordplay December 17,2023 )
pdf | | | Author:No Pun Intended

( Category: Puns & Wordplay November 5,2023 )
epub |eng | 2016-10-15 | Author:Sky Pony Press

Oranges are very a-peeling. Q: What’s the difference between electricity and lightning? A: You don’t have to pay for lightning. Q: Why are baseball stadiums so cool? A: There’s a ...
( Category: Puns & Wordplay October 1,2023 )
epub |eng | 2021-06-02 | Author:Sigmund Brouwer [Gendron, Sabrina]

Without acknowledging him, Amy said, “Yes, Charlie, I’ll wash my hands with soap right away.” “What kind of cat could make a hairball that size?” Charlie began. “Wait. It came ...
( Category: Puns & Wordplay October 1,2023 )
epub |eng | 2014-10-02 | Author:William Donohue [Donohue, William]

If “pros” are opposite of “cons,” does that mean “congress” is the opposite of “progress”? President George Bush walks into the Oval Office and sees Vice President Dan Quayle celebrating ...
( Category: Puns & Wordplay September 24,2023 )
epub |eng | 2017-09-15 | Author:J. B. O'Neil

THE BUBBLE-BREWER Ah, relaxing in the tub after a hard day at school. But wait! Bath time can get a little boring, just lying there in your own dirty bath ...
( Category: Puns & Wordplay September 17,2023 )
epub |eng | 2017-09-15 | Author:J. B. O'Neil

THE BUBBLE-BREWER Ah, relaxing in the tub after a hard day at school. But wait! Bath time can get a little boring, just lying there in your own dirty bath ...
( Category: Puns & Wordplay September 2,2023 )
epub |eng | 2021-09-07 | Author:Bathroom Readers' Institute

( Category: Puns & Wordplay August 23,2023 )
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Bathroom Readers' Institute [Bathroom Readers' Institute]

Source: WESH.com, Associated Press I wasn’t Speeding. The Earth Just Rotated Slower Grab a pencil: It’s time for a quiz! According to Australia’s Herald Sun newspaper, which of the following ...
( Category: Puns & Wordplay August 23,2023 )
epub |eng | 2023-05-04 | Author:Cooper The Pooper

44 Always look 10 years old -OR- Always look 60 years old? WOULD YOU RATHER… 45 Have a mole in the center of your forehead -OR- 25 moles on your ...
( Category: Puns & Wordplay August 4,2023 )
epub |eng | 2023-02-21 | Author:Tom E. Moffatt [Tom E. Moffatt]

Life on the Lake by Rowan Boates Collecting Honey by B. Hives How to Take a Joke by Joss Kidding Life’s a Beach by C. Shore Computer Capers Sometimes, working ...
( Category: Puns & Wordplay August 4,2023 )
pdf |en | | Author: Rae Congdon

( Category: Puns & Wordplay January 28,2023 )
epub |eng | | Author:Paul M. Levitt

MISDEMEANOR N For the sixth year in a row, the Carmel City High School Tigers placed last in the marching band contest. The principal, Mr. Ferule, was furious. So the ...
( Category: Puns & Wordplay January 13,2023 )
epub |eng | 2022-11-08 | Author:none [none]

Go to answer A grandmother wanted to gift a special family heirloom to one of her three grandchildren. She couldn’t decide which one to give it to, so she decided ...
( Category: Puns & Wordplay January 8,2023 )
epub |eng | 2022-08-30 | Author:Tim Paulson [Paulson, Tim]

“Trina?!” Raeg called out again. “Wake up!” “If she’s sleeping,” Max said. “You should let her sleep. Whatever they did to her, I doubt it was pleasant.” Raeg grumbled angrily ...
( Category: Puns & Wordplay December 20,2022 )